this sh!t is bananas

can you tell we’re really excited about this? humalogic uses proprietary nano-technology to super charge water molecules with banana sourced KoH at the microscopic level creating the worlds only 2 ingredient HYPER-ORGANIC cleaner. Its super nerdy science, but so pure its as clear as day.

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can you tell we’re really excited about this? humalogic uses proprietary nano-technology to super charge water molecules with banana sourced KoH at the microscopic level creating the worlds only 2 ingredient HYPER-ORGANIC cleaner. Its super nerdy science, but so pure its as clear as day.

Toothpaste all over the sink, grime and gunk in the shower? Have you been elbows deep in the engine bay of that ’65 mustang and you’ve managed to get grease all over the bathroom leave it as is for your better half to find and we can recommend a good divorce attorney. Humalogic bathroom will keep your marriage happy and your bathroom gleaming. spray and wipe. Humalogic bathroom also cleans all the hard water, toothpaste, gunk and grime from your shower, toilet and more.

Kids, paws and a husband destroying your floors? Tile grout that looks like ancient Roman ruins? Fear not, humalogic Floor will take care of that and with its precise pH balance it won’t hurt the finish leaving only a shine.

Spray away that mustard from three days ago on that shirt you haven’t washed in two weeks. squirt a bit of humalogic Fabric on it and throw it in the wash, you might actually see it disappear before you make it to the garage

can you tell we’re really excited about this? humalogic uses proprietary nano-technology to super charge water molecules with banana sourced KoH at the microscopic level creating the worlds only 2 ingredient HYPER-ORGANIC cleaner. Its super nerdy science, but so pure its as clear as day.

Toothpaste all over the sink, grime and gunk in the shower? Have you been elbows deep in the engine bay of that ’65 mustang and you’ve managed to get grease all over the bathroom leave it as is for your better half to find and we can recommend a good divorce attorney. Humalogic bathroom will keep your marriage happy and your bathroom gleaming. spray and wipe. Humalogic bathroom also cleans all the hard water, toothpaste, gunk and grime from your shower, toilet and more.

Kids, paws and a husband destroying your floors? Tile grout that looks like ancient Roman ruins? Fear not, humalogic Floor will take care of that and with its precise pH balance it won’t hurt the finish leaving only a shine.

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